The new issue of RealClassic magazine is totally V-TwinTastic (and, apparently, is also entirely at home to Mr Hyperbole). The

ARCHIVE An AC Sanctuary masterpiece! CMM MARKETPLACE Want a quirky bike? You’ve come to the right place! CMM STUFF New kit, tools and tyres. CMM TESTED We try stuff out. NEWS Events, news and what’s

It seems that every other British bike in the new issue is a BSA: not quite sure how that happened.

Okay, it leaks a bit of oil, and the front brake isn't up to modern traffic, and there's a bit of a stumble off idle, and that screen has got to go, and, and… Martin Gelder, his new BMW R80/7, and true happiness...